BRUCE BANNER

BRUCE BANNER

Bruce Banner might be best known as the alter-ego of comic book hero The Incredible Hulk, but maybe he wouldn’t be such a stressed out ball of anger if he just had some of his namesake strain. This green monster also has hidden strength and features dense nugs that pack the power of very high THC content. It’s a powerful strain whose effects come on quickly and strong and then tend to settle into a euphoric and creative buzz. The sativa effects of this strain are most evident and linger mostly in the head, but it does also provide body relaxation and pain relief that make it an appropriate daytime medication for some. Delta9 Labs bred this strain from OG Kush and Strawberry Diesel, and its heritage can be found in its diesel aroma with sweet undertones. "It's great for getting all of the tedious tasks that you need to do complete while moderating chronic pain and not being wound up. Nice hybrid balance. I also had no idea who Bruce Banner was but I feel like it's an understatement now and should just be called Mary Jane. Ladies, I found it help me hormonally with my cramps and overall moodiness right before my period as well. I was able to maintain my yoga schedule and not feel so tired or need caffeine." "...I'm sooo high, Good mornin!!..Out of Chronic Pain and Out of Sight with the Bruce!.. 11 STAR!!...Feelin' Up-Mellow, Mindful, Calm, Motivated and Energized.. ready to-gooo.... Feels like a Stress-Free day😍 Inflamation is Reduced and PTSD is Pacified.. no AM mind chatter while tokin BB😙. I'm Totally Baked after 2 HOOKA water bowls for Wake 'n Bake.. SO Smiley, Focused and Fun, the Peaced-Out energy of BB enhances my AM Yoga and keeps me gooooing for several hours... A perfectly Balanced Hybrid for this hippy chick..Be Well!"  

  • 1/8 $60
  • 1/4 $105
  • 1/2 $195

GREASE MONKEY

GREASE MONKEY

Grease Monkey is a sweet, earthy strain with strong skunky overtones. Created by Exotic Genetix, Grease Monkey is a cross of Gorilla Glue #4 x Cookies and Cream. This strain’s indica-dominant genetics saddle the consumer with a lazy, munchie-fueled body buzz that softens the blow of chronic pain, nausea, and stress. While defined as a hybrid, this Grease Monkey’s deep relaxation will naturally lead some consumers toward sleep, so mind your dosage. “Man this strain has out-of-the-world relaxation. Also insane body high that massages your soul into an effervescent atmosphere of aphrodisiac peace and euphoria.” “Heavier on the indica but still good day time hybrid.”

  • 1/8 $50
  • 1/4 $90
  • 1/2 $165
DUTCH CRUNCH

DUTCH CRUNCH

DUTCH CRUNCH

Dutch Crunch is an intercontinental hybrid bringing the Netherlands and America a little closer together. This wonderfully aromatic strain is created by crossing Jack Herer with Dutch Treat, resulting in a stimulating hybrid cross of zestful genetics. Expressing bright citrus notes and traditional Dutchy aromas, Dutch Crunch is an uplifting cross that may assist with migraines, stress, and ADD. “One of the best strain I've tried. Instant effects are mostly sativa (but not overwhelming) with a tingly feeling in the legs then it switches over time with a full relaxing body high while keeping you 100% focused. Great daytime strain!” "This is definitely a great daytime strain. very powerful but for the experience users may feel underwhelmed because its effects are cerebal with a good sativa Buzz. The body is there but most of all focus and munchies. Definitely medicinal”

  • 1/8 $40
  • 1/4 $75
  • 1/2 $140
GLAZED CHERRY

GLAZED CHERRY

GLAZED CHERRY

Glazed Cherry, also known as “Glazed Cherries,” is an evenly balanced hybrid (50% indica/50% sativa) strain created through a cross of the insanely delicious Cherry OG X Girl Scout Cookies Strains. Like the name suggests, Glazed Cherry has a crazy delicious flavor that’s just like a sweet sugary cherry topped with vanilla and cream. The aroma is much harsher, with a skunky pungent overtone that’s incredibly dank, which is complemented by sweet berries and fruit as the nugs are broken apart and burned. The Glazed Cherry high is just as sweet, with a happy head high that’s incredibly relaxing without weighing you down in the slightest.

  • 1/8 $60
  • 1/4 $105
  • 1/2 $195
GRAPE DIESEL

GRAPE DIESEL

GRAPE DIESEL

Grapefruit Diesel is a hybrid strain that is usually indica-dominant but gives most users a focused mental high that is more commonly associated with sativas. The genetics on this one aren’t hard to guess: its parents are Grapefruit and NYC Diesel. These plants show more of their indica side when growing, staying short and branchy and flowering within 8 weeks. Grapefruit Diesel’s flowers sometimes have hints of pink coloring and a potent smell of over ripe citrus fruit. With THC levels between 15 and 20%, the effects should be as strong as the scent. The energetic buzz comes on fast but tends to smooth out over time.

  • 1/8 $60
  • 1/4 $105
  • 1/2 $195